NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS 2021

Posted on: December 31st 2020  / Written by: Brett Lunger

1. A) Leap out of bed each morning before 0600

1. B) Then, before breakfast:

1) Run five miles 

2) Do 400 sit ups 

3) Read the New York Times & Wall Street Journal from cover to cover 

4) Solve Global Warming 

5) Negotiate peace for at least one war or two regional conflicts 

6-a) Raise $600K for Hillary’s 2024 election campaign 

(yes, she felt that 2016 was not valid; so she is running again) 

(or --- take your pick) 

6-b) Raise $600K for President Trump’s 2024 re-election campaign 

(yes, he felt that 2020 was not valid; so he is running again) 

7) Loose ten pounds 

8) Compose a symphony 

9) Write another chapter in the Great American Novel 

10) Leap a tall building in a single bound 

1. C) And a final resolution:

11) Not feel guilty if you fail to fulfill your New Year’s Resolutions